Jesus is The New Black

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calltherapist:

Gaga: Ohh guuuuuurl, I’m busy~ I can’t talk right now, I’m at the Lady Gaga show…TEXT YOU LATERrRRrR~ STAP TEXTING ME!! I HAVE TO DANCE! SHE’S SINGING TELEPHONE!

i AM FUCKING PEEING 

guuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl

omg

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babysquizzz:

100 years ago today, RMS Titanic set sail from Southampton; England to New York; America. 2,223 people aboard. The ‘unsinkable ship’ made history. Little did the passengers aboard know that more than 1,500 people on the ship, would never see land again.
Re-blog to remember this remarkable ship, and the passengers it carried.

 

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omghilariousblog:

Dont be sad,click this and laugh!

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toeofcamel:

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH.

at first I was all like, “Aw how sad, she really loved her husband….” Then later I was like ^

bitch you are crazy okay

no that’s it

WHAT. THE FUCK. SHES. ACTUALLY. EATING. HER. HUSBAND.
My hand literally.. LITERALLY covered my mouth.. WTH?!

ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS????

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING? EW DUDE. I COVERED MY MOUTH LITERALLY.

WHAT THE FUCK

She looks oddly similar to this girl I know, and her husband looks like her boyfriend…o_O

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bonermakers:

This is so seriously adorable sexy.

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utastelikewhiskey:

her face when they were talking about when she was bullied

I was crying

oh my god, i can’t :(

oh my god bby 

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mintblondie:

BABY GAGA PLAYING PIANO

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dawnocean:

No one, and I mean no one deserves this.

don’t care if your a bieber, hipster, one direction, kardashian, janoskian blog. you all need to watch this and reblog it

this video deserves a billion notes so please stop scrolling, watch and reblog !

Throughout this whole preview, I had chills, no one deserves this, watch and reblog.

Everyone needs to watch this!!!!! And Reblog!!!!!!!!!

omg i am so seeing this. this gave me the chills too omg. PLEASE REBLOG EVERYONE THIS IS PROLLY GONNA BE THE BEST MOVIE EEVR <3

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